EGG MEMBERSHIP

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How to Apply for membership

E-mail this form to info@kale.gish

Membership Form

I declare that I have seen the light and want to become a member of EGG. I will be granted exclusive excess to a long list of perks.

• You will receive early access to news stories.
• You will be granted the option to send in questions to leadership. [note: this does not include the guarantee these questions will be answered.]
• You will level up faster on your path to enlightenment.

Question
Name
Online Handle
Age
E-mail adress
Date
Place
Signature

Membership Obligations

By becoming a member of EGG you will become liable to pay an annual fee in exchange for the exclusive perks that EGG provides. For the small fee of 11.99 per month you get year long early access to all KALE stories. Membership can only be cancelled on every 69th day of membership and has to be cancelled on a wednesday.

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